lordofthefeels:

I find it really hard to believe whenever a guy doesn’t know the exact length of his dick. I just want to look him in the eye and whisper… “What kind of male creature are you?”

most guys lie about it, whether it’s lying about not knowing the size cause they’re insecure (which is fucking stupid) or lying about knowing the size and saying a very wrong number because they’re insecure (which is extremely fucking stupid).

it’s like… someday a girl is going to find out you are NOT 9 inches. and then you’ll feel like a dumbass

and she will be like

This post is posted on Thursday 23 February 2012.
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    most guys lie about it, whether it’s lying about not knowing...size cause they’re insecure...
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